By user votes:
The biggest challenge of my life is that, during one long hot shower, I can plan about 40 hours of work. So maybe I could be happy if I only showered once a week.
— TJW
Clara (to the tune, roughly of the Maisy theme song) (sung to her buckwheat cereal):
Buckwheat, Buckwheat. What you do today in my bowl? Cock doodle doo. I love you, Buckwheat.